6 hours ago
40,380 notes

jaeger-relatable:

getting ur period like

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8 hours ago
230 notes

romakoto:

"You can have them."

nanase haruka being a complete sweetheart ♥(ノ´∀`)

8 hours ago
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totoroteser:

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

I showed my family this when I was laughing hysterically and not one laughed but my dad said ‘they’re no even phones’

8 hours ago
190,186 notes

hospitalstays:

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school cum

8 hours ago
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8 hours ago
33,239 notes

londie:

Fashion must-haves of 2014:

  • sword
  • billowing cape
  • glowing aura
  • hellhounds
  • socks
9 hours ago
64,044 notes

wisteriafield:

lightskinjeezus:

Nigga was playing no games

White boy hit so hard he took a bow before goin out

9 hours ago
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titshonor:

nerdalois:

"i want ciel phantomhive’s wardrobe"

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me too buddy

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE EFFIEL TOWN ONE AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY SPIT

9 hours ago
107,714 notes

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries